Llama in My Living Room

One day, after lurking on dA
I went to get some Doritos
And when I walked past the living room
You won't believe what I saw

There's a
Llama in my living room
There's a llama in my living room
There's a llama in my living room
AND IT STOLE MY DORITOS

Can you believe that?!
It's unbelievable!
The llama, it stole my chips!
(My chips!)

They're MY doritos
Get your...uh...hoofs of 'em!
GIVE ME BACK MY DORITOS!
NOWWWWW!

There's a
Llama in my living room
There's a llama in my living room
There's a llama in my living room
AND IT STOLE MY DORITOS